Short Sleeve Shirts

Funny Shirt - Sarcastic Shirt - I May Look Calm - Offensive Shirt - Rude Tee - Humor Gift - Meme Shirt




$21.59 $26.99

Shipping to United States: $5.49
  • Details
    If you want the perfect funny tee shirt to express your sarcastic side, then this "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Already Killed You Three Times" offensive shirt is for anyone who likes to see the naughtier side of life, The witty graphic on it manifests your personality in the most perfect way. The shirt is super-comfy to support everyday wear and will make for a great gift for any occasion.


    ● Bella+Canvas 3001
    ● 100% Ring-Spun soft cotton (fiber content might vary for different colors)
    ● Lightweight fabric 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
    ● Funny Tee With The Quote "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Already Killed You Three Times"
    ● A unisex western shirt with a double-stitched crew-neck design
    ● Available in different colors and sizes
    ● Runs true to size
    ● Size Guide In The Image Gallery

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    Care Instructions
    The jersey shirt is constructed out of high-quality yarn yet it is delicate and does not support harsh chemicals that might contain toxins. Use a gentle detergent and wash the T-shirt gently with light hands. All the products are machine washable but with cold water and like colors. Don’t iron the heat transfer print directly.

    Pro-tip
    If you are chasing a tightly fitted glam look, order one size smaller and you are good to go!
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

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    1-4 business days

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    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

    Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

    Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

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